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Hello All,
Glad people are updating again, i think we should all make a real push this year to actually use this blog, and make the Sensations the team with the best blog (gonna be some mission with FullTrett, but we can do it)
Right, down to business. 27th Feb see’s the NPF footy day, with charity auction after to raise money for St Claire’s Hospice, the hospice that looked after Skippers mother.
Please please please please please all who have said they would play, please play. This event will be amazing imo if all turn up. Oh and please bring lots of money, lets raise a shit load of dollar, oh and trust me, there will be one item that im sure all of you will want to buy
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Weeeeeee only a week and a day away, The Sensations take a trip to Manchester to support the forum team, and out very own SamJ who is in the Apat team. There will be a very good number of Sensations there (Buzzzzz, Skipper, Spoona, Andrizu, Milo and Myself, if someone else is coming from the team, i dont no). I for one cant wait for the weekend, if its anything like Dublin then i will leave a happy lad, lets gogogogogo
Friday night saw the Sensations Xmas night out with the 1st Annual awards to boot. Usually my reports of such occasions are Looseman like long, but unfortunately….Friday night i was very drunk myself, and the memory isnt what it should be like. However, i will strive to report to my full memory (wanting to blank some stuff out:D) and hopefully give people who werent there a feel for what was a truely SENSATIONAL night!
We start as arranged at my house. Me and Skipper have kept the awards a suprise, and decide to do this once everyone has arrived and a lil merry on the old drink. Buzz is the 1st to arrive at mine around 3:15, and very impressively gets straight on it downing becks left right and centre (and he looked a right treat, all dressed up). Az nxt then people arrive by the car load which left the lads there as: Papa shipper baller walker, Buzz, Avkid, Milo, Andrizu, Spoona, SamJ, Nath, Dom and Myself. Sensh was supposed to be there, but for some reason missed the whole night, actually there was a reason, the Ftops that was on that night appealled more and we moved on. Now Dom decided to bring the biggest bottle of Smirnoff ever with him, and we got on it and decided it was time for the awards. These went down very well and everyone had a good laugh with it. I booked the taxi’s for 9:30 which gave us time to get more drunk, and enjoy the amounts of alcohol we had left. This gap let us play killer pool, no lives, u miss a shot, u down. Obv everytime skipper potted a ball, picked up a que, fella over a sofa, of stood up, he got the hero’s applause he undoubtingly deserves. Ive booked 3 taxi’s 2, show leaving SamJ, Buzz and myself to wait. Now i rang on skippers phone for the taxi’s and decide that i must have rang blueline as its the only number i no, so us 3 are outside, freezing our nips off with me on the phone complaining, only to realize, i didnt book with blueline, so obv hung up. To my shear disbelief, a taxi drives past us within a min, and we flag it down, Aziz is welcoming and we get to revolution to meet the boys in the Q. Me and Dom get in and decide to go on a sweep of the building, he was checking the talent, me obv checking to see if the fire exits were in the correct pace and were excessable, we get a few drinks down our necks, Obv SamJ has been thrown out, for being so drunk, so quickly drink our drinks up and head for city vaults.
This is where the night for me turns sour!! on our trip up the side streets of Newcastle, Spoona and myself, maybe some more, i honestly dont remember got talking to some ‘older’ ladies, for some reason i find myself smoking (WTF!!) and we continue up the side street to City vaults. Now i cant for the life of me remember what i said to this women, but i ended up carrying her for a lil while then she tells me that she would get me a drink if i gave her a lil kiss. Well i’m obv not gonna turn that down, but wish i got a pint of vodka after this to forget what i had done. I find myself with this women in a doorway outside CV’s and being appauling. I can remember her saying though, and i’m sorry if i’m going into abit to much detail, but her saying ‘oh i see we are getting Hard’ to which i replied ‘i very much doubt it’, she decided to take it upon herself to check, and lets just say i was correct, she was doing nothing for me!! But hey free drink……NO, got away as quickly as poss, didnt want round 2 tbh. Now i cant commit to her age, guesses from the lads range from a kind 35 to a mean shout from Spoona of 60! i can confirm that she deffo didnt have a buspass, so thats ok.
We get into CV’s and head downstairs, where Buzzzz’s night turns for the worse. I think its a good idea to continue ordering shots, and so does Buzz and Spoona, so we do. They are lined up at the bar, and we go for it, downing these sambuca all over the shops. I got chattin to a nurse, but cant remember much else from there, for obv reason.
We are all very drunk, we decide for god knows what reason to go to bambu. In we pop, all very merry, and shots are ordered again, Walk around Bambu and its dead, so we think its best to leave…….but where is Buzzzz?!?! I had left a tad earlier to go to a cash machine and walk back to Bambu to see Mr Harvey being forced into a taxi, 4 men trying to get him in, Drive must have been desperate for the fare, as buzzz was a mess. In this time Nath, full of worry went to greggs. Now i found out in the morning, that at this moment, i thought best to steal the pizza’s Nath had bought, and offer them out, like Santa would do, apparently it was a stealth steal so tbf pretty proud of myself for it. Buzzz sorted, pizza’s eaten, lets go to Venue!!
Off we walk to Venue (i imagine) get in no problems (i again can only imagine) but missing Dom and SamJ get a drink and hit the dance floor. Now the day for me was stressful, all the prep of the awards had got to me and i was very tired so decided to go sleep somewhere. I found myself face in hand on a table only tobe awaken every 5 mins by a busy body security guard, and everytime she woke me up, i shouted at her like a kid being woken up by their mother on a school day ‘I’m up i’m up’ this continued for at least 40mins and she had had enough, and toild me to dance, or leave…LOL what?!?! ‘ummmmm, ill go dance then love’. Off i pop to find out that Skipper had broke up a fight between to groups of lads, and obv Milo was trying to restart it, jumping around like a energizer bunny. Bit more drinking goes on, and Me, Nath, Milo, Skipper and Az decide to leave, leaving Spoona and Harrison to party on down. this was around half 2 i think, so not to shabby. We get outside and i make a deal with a driver out there, ‘u take us to dixy chicken then the G and i’ll give u a tenner’, not a bad deal for a lil drive, he agrees then everyone piles in the taxi……but me, only space for 4, no worry lads, i’ll run. WOW big mistake, but off i jog, and get to the G in good time, dont call me the gloucester Steve Cram for nothing ya na;). Now inside the G i am quite hungry. Go see monika, who somehow realised i was drunk, and i was very confused that all i could order was a pizza, believe me, i asked for everything else, only to be refused. I inform Candice that her brests are fantastic, but that so are buzzzz’s, she understands. I piss of a cash player by nearly sitting on him, raise with Scottys chips, obv not realizing that the dealer was shuffling, and then bump into Phil Mc, nice lil suprise and he is as drunk as we r, tell him he should have came out with us, and ask how was his night, ‘yeah good night, just been at circus all night’ hahaha, should have known, mortal only from one casino, vvvvgg Phil. We get in a taxi, back to mine, so random kid is stood near my drive, so i tell him where to go. Play some evo, kick nath out my bed, and share with Az nath on my sofa, Milo on the Chair, and skip somewhere else.
I wake up in the morn to find that i had called the taxi driver a Knee cap, as i asked him if he preferred head shoulder knee or toes, and decided he was dull, so obv a knee cap. Boys reflect on a good night out and leave. Now im left with no-one in the house, but spoona and buzzzz car on me drive. I try to ring buzz, and no response. Spoona txts and says he will be round in 20 to get the car. We are chattin about the noght at me door, when he tells me that him and Hara got a stalker in Venue, but seemed unhappy about this. She told him he was pretty too, which is class!! Still talking about the night when unannounced a car turns up which Buzzzz steps out of along side his mother. 1st thing he says, ‘lads need to know what i did to my ankle last night, coz i think its broke’!! WOW, big shock, can only think he did it when getting chucked out of bambu, but off he go’s with his mother driving his car away, to the hospital. Spoona goes to work, and the xmas night out is over,
I’m sure there is loads to add to this, like i said i was very very very drunk, Boys feel free to add. All i can say is, i had a Awesome night, with Awesome lads, and enjoyed every bit, apart from about 2mins of it. Cheers Fellas
People, people, people. Just trying to gage a number of people coming over on friday. Also need numbers of how many are staying. Just to let everyone no, get to mine at a reasonable time for drinking games and some lil treats. Got a canny bit of booze in, but need some more, some bring some cans too. Looking forward to it, should be class, weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me and Keet were resently discussing the post counts on the website and realised that he and I are way out in front of others. Obv this is no issue, but he was happy and almost mocking me that he had taken the lead…………Well Keet, now lets see who is 1st hahahahaha, it’s a tie baby, you a you a you you a post and a it’s a all owa Baby!!
I have a theory. I believe that our skipper, Papa Walker, is the true force behind our nation. When we were in dublin he was rejecting calls left right and centre, and when he did answer a scared scottish man was crying down the phone. Not only does he look after us, but also 60m people+ too
GG skip, GG
Just wanted to say that i am really lookin forward too this, and that i have room for probs 7 to stay at mine, sharing beds obv, let me no if u wanna stay. Just to add to skips post, plan is to meet the afternoon after too for a team meal/dinner. Shame keet is absent, but we will survive without him…………………… just
Sensations, gather round, this friday will be our 1st NPF video outing, with us being used for the official xmas song/video!!! Great honour in itself, but been told we need 6 WS’s to attend, now i’d hope that all would wanna talk part, but TD and CG feel that 6 max would be best, so asked around today and so far Me and Buzz are defo’s so need 4 more, Skipper obv gets 1st option so 3 places if he can make it. filming will be this friday at 3pm at bannisters H/Q and i na this will not be good for some due to work, but only time The bosses could fit in. Will be a absolute ball to do, and really looking forward to it! Let me no who wants in. Ty
Today saw a truely great effort from Junior Bomber end with a 3rd place at the NPF’s 2nd annual championship. The 2 day event was a grind from the 1st hand, but Bomber didnt seem to put a foot wrong. a mention to keet to, who finished 15th out of the 100 strong field, But failed to cash, ul mate.
So well done Bomber, really gave the team a great railing sess and did each and everyone of us proud. GG, well done son!!
Now please forgive me for my lack of write up on Dublin. I thought i’d give it a week or so to try and remember some facts, but my god, it hasnt helped at all, and i probs remember less, so bare with me and i’m sorry that i will no doubt forget some very funny goings on.
The weekend starts on wednesday night, so guess i cant really call it the weekend, but hey. Aryan, Buzz and Papa Skipper Shipper Walker stayed at mine before our trip to the airport, to save the long travel for them in the morn. One trip to Tesco by Az and Buzz and we are fuelled ready for a good night. It starts by teaching young Buzz about Die Hard, unbelievable that he hasnt seem any die hard films, so we watch no 2, only one on b4 you ask why not start at no one. Az and Buzz play some online poker and Skipper gets himself off to bed to get some energy for what will no doubt be a long restless weekend. Buzz decideds this also, but thinks that my sofa would be a better move then a spare room. This lets me and Az get a inside view of his thinkings when he tells us (in his sleep) how to roll a spliff, stuff on drugs, then again in his sleep ‘i dont even no why we are having this converstaion’ which leads to me and Az laughing quite hard.
Morning breaks, well its 6 and ive had no sleep,Az has had about 10mins but still we are all buzzing around reallly excited. For the 1st time on this trip i’m wondering round in just my boxer shorts (dont worry not the last) running round the house as i’ve lost my passport, thankfully its all good, find it, and mother is our taxi to the airport.
Get to the airport, meet up with the rest of the boys, who are acting like its the very early morning and look tired, well thats no good, so we inject some life into the group, and head for security, after which, me and buzz (thinking we are cool) decide to get a pint in. its about 7am and we are drinking bulmers, god what a bad idea, i feel as rough as arseholes after it, and it tires me reet owt. We now make our way to the plane, and see Boris and his Mate (will be ref under SB for scarf boy for he rest of the post) we get on the plane, and away we go. I follow skip on the plane, he gets in his seat by the window, i’m feeling some skipper love and sit next to him, only for Buzz to then sit next to me, what a right sight it must have been, and i needed to get some air, so i move to the opposite side, sit next to the window and relax, next thing i no, Buzz slames down next to me, hugs up and we take off. Now the whole flight was a laugh, me and buzz in tears most of the time, made sure i got the others to join in, and just had a good time all the way until we landed, where the crazy part of the flight happend. We land and it isnt smooth one bit, i was saying quite loud how bad the pilot was, and with a remark of ‘textbook’ when we hit the floor went down to my suprise very well, with most laughing, now we all get up and the man in front turns round to me and starts talking to me. 1st asks if i have a job for next year…….well i say, not yet, y? well, he said, i work for the great american circus and think you’d make a brilliant clown! Now he was being deadly serious, got out his business cards and the circus leaflets, however, i tell him i’m no coco the clown, and get off that plane as quick as i could, clown…..PLEASE!!!!
We now all get into the taxi and head to the apartments, which skipper has sorted, and my word, they are amazing!!! So baller, but what else do we expect from our skip, lovely living room, kitchen, rooms, toilet, balcony ect ect. We settle in, my room consists of me, Buzz, Az, and the late arrival Milo. Me and Neil in one room, two single beds, and same in other. Skipper dom and Nath in one room, with Keet, Simpa and Mullet.
We all in great spirits now and head to the Spar which is round the corner, me Buzz and Az buy some stuff for a fry up the nxt morning which Az did us proud with. Now as the weekend was very long and tbh i cant be botherd to construct this properly, i will tell the tale in bullet points, all the funny moments which made the weekend what it was.
-The amount of singing was uncompared to anything, Boyzone and Ronan keating being the popular choice, this includes me singing over our balcony to the dublin public, which was recieved with different approval
-I managed to persuade SB that Keet wears a wig and that he is touchy about it, so not to mention it.
-Buzz was not dressed most of the time, showing off his belly to Az, Milo and Myself
-Milo was owning Buzz heads up on FTP as the 3 in the same room as me all bought their laptops, their way alot of online play going on.
-Prop bets were key, including myself Milo and Buzz whilst watching NUFC V Forest and the rugby, biggest cheers coming when my bet with milo nearly came off. I bet their would be a successful drop goal before full time, when a french lad had a go from 50yards, i’m out of my seat, smelling the 5euro’s coming my way, when the ball clatters the crossbar, to the delight of milo, and the biggest gasp of the night, the win for the french team resulted in me singing the french national anthem with some french people
-Keet and Skip thought it would be a good idea to ask a homeless person where the night club was where we all were, nice of them.
-A poker/Strippers club, basically one poker and BJ table in a stippers, was mental.
-Dom trying it on with everyone, lol especially these spanish lasses, who were fit, but spoke no english what so ever, but like a trooper he carried on, and gave it his best.
-Me getting and given spanks out in a nightclub, Basically, i was telling a story, then as part of the story my trousers fell down and i walked abit, came back and Buzz told me these lasses loved it, so went over to these sisters and asked if they liked it, and they said they loved it, so i took me trousers down again, cocked my leg, and they started spanking, best think was, keet and skip didnt see this, so when they arrived i made a bet with Keet, that i could get 2 lasses to spank me with my trousers down, Skip believed i could, keet was less trusting and bet me 30euros, feeling bad i made it 10 went over to the same sisters and got the spank/10euros weeeeeee
-I got with one of the sisters, then later on the other sister tried it on and i rejected her, and dam she was the better looking of the 2, niether where attractive tho, lol
-Skip and keet trying to rob two lovely ladies of their beer keg, which turned out was full of money! lucky no police round for that
-Me and Buzz putting our single beds together after the 1st night apart, which lead to some interesting goings on, including sexually acts on fat snort and neil always nicking the blanket
-singing in the shower
-Bad cash games sessions for most
-My room all trying to break into skippers room at about 6am, Buzz risking life and limp to do this, by climbing over railings 4 stories up.
-Taxi drivers being reverd to as drive when in the vechicle and telling on particula asian man that i wanted his name, as it was cool
-Me and keet having a nice 30mins walk to get a subway that i then paid for after he dragged me 20mins in the wrong direction saying: ‘its defo around here’ ummmmmmm WRONG!!!!!
-Also me and Keet havng a bet on the ethnic background of the petrol stations keeper before we saw him, keet going for asian, me irish. We saw a Asian fellow, but he didnt speak so it was a draw on techincallities
-Me nearly breaking Skipper nose by jumping on him when seeing him in the club, was very excited by it.
-Watching X Factor repeats with the skipper
-Starting drinking at 1 and stopping about 7am, repeat the next day, and again, and again, keet loved his mixed fruits cider.
-Me telling the Sisters in the club that SB was a teacher, but in a serious manner told them he teached the gay aspects of subjects, like cock shape graphs in maths, etc etc, and them thinking i was being true, as they thought he was gay?
-Boris getting kicked out of the club for falling over with some guys pint in his hand, lol so much at this.
-Skipper thinking the music in the restraunt the 1st night was so bad that he put on his music instead on his phone
-OMG the worst stand ups ever in this lil pub, honest i’d prefer to have just listened to shit happening then these jokers, no laughs all night, so we left them to it
There was honestly so may really funny incidents, which made me describe dublin as the best weekend away ive ever had, just a blast from the 1st min to the last
But one of the best moments was Nathen again showing us all how good of a player he is by going so far in the actual tourney itself. WP m8, really good, very impressed.
Lads who went please fell free to add anything ive missed as im sure i have missed alot.
Great weekend, Great Laugh, Great people, Great Craic!!!!!
